You have this firm conviction you will never visit a country again. Suddenly you make two trips on the same airline in the same year.

The first time, you think, why bother to sign up for frequent flyer, you are hardly ever to fly with the same company again. Then a few months later you have another trip, and again think you will never fly with them again. Looks like I may be making a third trip this year. Better sign up to frequent flyer, that will guarantee never coming to the USA again. Well at least until the points expire.

So I flew to the USA, staying in Wethersfield Connecticut. Flew in to Boston on Tuesday, 30 years and 5 months since my last visit. Picked up a hire car and drove 2 hours to my hotel in Wethersfield. Hoped it would be an all daylight drive, again 30 years since I last drove in the US, but alas heavy rain in old blighty had delayed my flight by 2 hours. Come on Dave, stop chillaxing and axe a few houses and build 2 more runways at Heathrow. You cannot seriously run an airport at 99% capacity.

Well I arrived at the Comfort hotel. Well with a name like that, you know you won’t be getting the best service. Things looked up, at check in I was asked if I had a reservation, “Yes” I said. “Welcome Steve”, came the reply. “I’m famous” I said. “No” she said, “just the last to check in”.

Well the room is big, the bed is big, its free wifi, what more can a man want?

Breakfast you might say. Well breakfast was available, toast, bagels, cold hard boiled eggs, de-caffeinated coffee, all served on expanded polystyrene plates. Yes, not the best hotel, and I believe the guys I am working with are somewhat surprised at where I am staying.