Fantastic, my Bike voucher has arrived, I can buy my bike now.  Rang the shop, out of stock, won’t be getting it now until after Glastonbury.  I’ve ordered a racing bike, millions of gears and carbon fibre forks, I can pick it up with my little finger.  All road users, you have been warned, here comes Tour de Buckinghamshire with team Blasdale Tour in his yellow jersey.